Throwing Stuff - Round 1

[Krin]

The idea behind this forum game is to take whatever is thrown to you in the previous post, turn it somehow into a new item, and then throw it to the next poster.

Example:
Krin: "Digs a hole, fills it with water, pulls out a salmon, throws the salmon..."
Strazdas: "Catches the salmon, feeds it to his cat, milks the cat, throws the jar of milk..."
Seredoo: "Catches the jar of milk, drinks it and gets strong, lifts up a huge rock, throws the rock..."

So, to start things off:

Throws a pair of jeans...

[Seredoo]

rips the jeans apart, usnig my sewing machine to make an incredibly beautiful jacket, wears it to a club and a girl buys me a drink that i throw at the next person

[MariAloran]

...Catches the drink, pours it on the soil, a tree suddenly grows, throws the tree...

[Krin]

...Catches the tree, replants it, it's a bear tree so a bear cub grows, throws the bear cub...

[Seredoo]

catches the bear cub, feeds it with milk so that it grows and gets old and it dies so i take it paws and make signs on the ground that an alien cheerleader sees so she sends down a little shuttle so examine it. i throw the shuttle...

[Krin]

...Catches the shuttle, looks inside for an alien but only find a monkey in a spacesuit, names it Blamina and sets it free in the jungle, it throws feces, dodges the feces which hits a tree and knocks an orange loose, throws the orange...

[MariAloran]

...Catches the orange, slices it, uses it as arrows and hits a Carlin man with a crossbow, throws the dead body...

[Seredoo]

...buries the dead body and years later collect the bones of it and throws at...

[Krin]

Me! Catches the bones and makes a dreamcatcher out of them, hangs it over his bed and falls asleep, the dreamcatcher snags a nightmare, wakes up and throws the nightmare...

[MariAloran]

...Catches the nightmare, cleanses it with marshmellows so it's a nice dream, puts it in a present box, throws the present box...

[Seredoo]

...at Seredoo who opens it and sends it overseas to a person who sends me another present box back, i throw it at...

[Krin]

Krin! Opens the present box, pulls out a stuffed bunny, rips the head off and pulls out a shoe, throws the shoe...

[Mac claren]

...Catches the shoe, puts some TNA in the shoe, makes a shoe bomb.
Throws the shoe bomb...

[Krin]

Catches the bomb, puts it inside a toad, the toad suppresses the blast and blows a bubble of smoke, throws the bubble...

[Seredoo]

at seredoo who enters the bubble, flies to the moon to get a rock, throws it