Are you tired of witnessing the joyful time all those couples are having while you are left to stare at your lonely self? Are you tired because you cannot find anyone fitting your tastes? Or are you simply tired of being turned down every time you ask someone out? Stop hugging your teddy bear to feel loved, stop asking Aruda to go out everytime you see her on the streets and stop reading the Quickstart, Manual and FAQ to find a solution to it! This is the turning moment in your life, where the answers and secrets to a more happy you, are revealed! You need a Tibian wife, but you are awful at proposing or the girl of your dreams simply screams at your sight! Then this is the article for you, a helping hand or as we call it a Guide for Guys.
The Perfect Couple
To begin, you need to picture the perfect couple. What is your image of the most happy husband and wife on the face of the Tibian continent? Who do you assume to be the happiest Tibian husband? Is it the man whose wife finds it more interesting to talk to a NPC than him? Is it the man who has to kill trolls all day long to pay for the freedom of his wife? Or is it the man whose wife only likes his gold coins?! Maybe not, maybe you see the happiest husband as the one who strides the Fields of Glory hand in hand with his wife and worries not about a single thing; simply enjoying the beauty of nature in the company of his sweet spouse. Now that you have the image of the ideal couple and the happy man, let see how YOU can become that happy man.
The Perfect Wife
Obviously a happy man needs a perfect wife, right? A wife who can accompany you in establishing the status of the perfect Tibian couple. You may already have chosen the perfect wife but for those of you who haven't, lets give some basic guidelines. You need to spend a lot of time sitting by the depot. That's where you can usually find a kind loving lady mana sitting, not in some giant spider hole in Outlaw Camp. Or perhaps a better choice would be sitting by a lake, river or a place with beautiful scenery. Do not forget, ladies appreciate and enjoy spending time at a nice looking place. You need to start a conversation; preferably it should not begin with, "noob?" or "afk?"
Say nice things and pay attention to what you receive in return. If she calls you a "noob" in return to "My dear Juliet," then perhaps she won't make you the happiest husband! If you think she suits you and seems like a nice person, be sure to have further conversations in the future. You need to consider her attitude and nature at different times, after all, you are going to judge if she'd make the perfect wife!
• If she starts swearing at you after being killed by someone, maybe scratch her off the list.• If she makes fun of you while standing beside her level 100 friend, maybe scratch her off the list.
• If she refers to you as "my little nooblet" in front of her friends, maybe scratch her off the list.
• If she asks that you pay her 5k daily as the marriage fee, maybe you should scratch her off the list for your economical sake.
As you can see, it takes time and effort finding the perfect wife. But with determination and dedication, you may someday find her. When you do, read the rest of this article.
Getting Her to Like You
Think now that you have found the perfect wife, you're off the hook? Think the mission is over and a complete success? Think again, the mission has just begun! This is the toughest of all parts, getting her to like you! This part is composed of three steps. When, Where and How to propose.
When?
Most likely, you don't want to stand in front of her and propose to her while she is under attack by three ugly hydras. You would also not want to ask her, "will you marry me?" while she has just been killed by a random PKer. The time of your proposal is key. You need to do it when she is in a good mood. Maybe when she has just gained a new level and is too excited to refuse your proposal. Just make sure the reason she is in a good mood is not because she has just agreed to marry someone else.
Where?
You need to be extremely careful where you propose. You don't want to propose in an ugly cave or a place with a hundred level tens trying to kill another hundred level nines. You need to find a calm peaceful place with only you and her, when she least expects it. Be creative, decorate the place you are taking her for making your proposal. Not with dead rats and shovels but rather with flowers and heart shaped cushions.
How?
This is the most important of the three steps, How to Propose. You need to bring in consideration many things. For instance, you want to be wearing your best outfit. Make the outfit reflect your character; maybe even choose the colors that reflect a manly character. So perhaps refrain from wearing an overall pink outfit! Your proposal can come in the form of a poem, a letter or just a few simple sweet words. Practice, for women appreciate the details. Refrain from talking to seven other people whilst proposing.
The Wedding
When you reach this stage, you have passed the big bulk of work but there still remains the wedding ceremony. First of all, make sure you are present at the wedding! Meaning that on the date and time of the ceremony, you are not on the waiting list to log in or even worse, while in the middle of the ceremony, your mom doesn't unplug the computer and ruin her son's marriage!
The wedding is all about details and how much thought and care you put into it. First comes location, do not choose for instance the Plains of Havoc or Mintwallin. You don't want to get your guests killed. Choose a good looking location and of course, at this stage, if you forget to double check with the wife, you are not going to like the outcome! Spend a lot of time on decorating the place and be sure to have a speech ready for the big day. Preferably, the speech should not be copied off the internet. Be sure to also have people at guard for those people who just love ruining ceremonies and playing with the decorations or those who just can't get enough broken chairs! Also, make sure to have drinks for your guests but do not drink too much yourself, after all, you don't want to be saying "I do" while spamming the screen with "Hicks." So now, after all preparation are made, simply, enjoy the big day. This is it, you now have a sweet loving companion or in other words, a Tibian wife.
The Honeymoon
After the stress of all the preparations, it's time for your big honeymoon. Luckily there is an island that barely anyone goes to after their wedding - Meluna. Here, you and your new wife can relax and drink as much beer and wine as you can ever imagine. But, be careful, drinking too much may lead to arguments or fights, and may lead to a divorce straight away. Try to buy as much fruits and vegetables, food, and drinks as you can. And, if your wife says you're drinking too much and it's getting out of hand, maybe you should just relax and enjoy the view. And if she suggests it's time to leave, it might be time to leave.
Be Warned
After the marriage, there are some things you need to get through your head, otherwise, the relationship won't last long:
• You need to trust the wife with all you have, otherwise her feelings will be hurt and you might get something in the lines of, "why didn't you marry your stupid training dummies instead??"• If she needs you, whatever the reason be, do your best not to delay your service. If you do, she might say you like spending time with drakens and dragons more than you do with her!
• Always call her pretty names, refrain from any comparison between her and a Tibian monster, she won't like it.
• Always back her up, she counts on your support and you need to give it! If your wife has an average of a hundred levels more than you, she could still use moral support.
• Try your best not to embarrass her for having you as her husband!
• After you make a comment about her, make certain no one says "lol" especially not yourself.
• When she asks you what you want to do for the day, don't say hunting with "my friends," rather say, "anything you please my dear. I'd like to block for you all night long."
Also keep in mind:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. Never forget, and by the way, take good care of her!
